Listen to the EP on bandcamp and download The Lion for free!

The EP is up to listen to here.
You can download The Lion for free!

The EP is ready! Come and buy it on Monday

Our first release is ready!
Our self titled EP cassette will also be the first ever release off of Slave Wage Records!
We will be selling it on Monday night at the arts centre, we are playing with the fabulous Neutrinos, Foreign Office and Olympians.
Tickets are only £5 in advance so you have no excuse not to come!
Oh and the cassettes will only be £2!
Come and see the tortoise action!

Gentlemen, we are dealing with the undead.

Thank you to all who came and found any small amount of entertainment in our set last night at the arts centre.
We'll be back at the same venue on the 23rd of August to release our cassette "Ghost Squashy (Red Skull)".